A DATING CLUB · INDIA AND THE UAE · TWENTY YEARS

NOBODY HERE IS SWIPING PAST YOU.

No feed. No algorithm. Nothing to swipe. Every application is read by a person before anything opens, and sometimes the answer is no.

APPLYING IS FREE · LOOKING AROUND IS FREE · NOTHING HERE CHARGES A CARD
SEVEN THINGS THIS PLACE DOES NOT HAVE

WHAT HAS BEEN LEFT OUT.

SWIPINGNothing here is a deck of cards dealt at you. It is a list. You read it in your own time, and nobody disappears because you were slow.
THE ALGORITHMNothing ranks anybody for you, and no model decides who is worth your evening. You look, you write. That is the whole mechanism.
THE ENDLESS FEEDToday’s Collection is a short list for your city, put together by hand, and it ends. Tomorrow is a different list.
LIKES, MATCHES, STREAKSNothing is counted at you. There is no score to keep up, and nothing is lost by going quiet for a month.
AUTOMATIC ADMISSIONA person reads every application before anything opens, and turns some of them down. Nobody is let in by a form.
YOUR FACE, IN PUBLICNo photograph on this site is shown to the open internet. Not blurred, not cropped, not a thumbnail. They open for members, and for nobody else.
A CARD ON FILENothing on this site can charge you. There is no checkout anywhere in it, and no card is kept here.
WHAT IS LEFT IS A LIST OF PEOPLE AND A WAY TO WRITE TO THEM.

A LOT OF PEOPLE. ONE OF THEM IS THE POINT.

Everything else you have open is built to keep you looking. This one is trying to get you to the end of the list.

WE ARE NOT PAID BY THE HOUR YOU SPEND LOOKING.

Membership here costs the same whether you are on the site every night or twice a year. Nobody is paid more because you stayed longer, and nothing is arranged to keep you here.

If you meet somebody in your first week, we have lost nothing.

Which is why there is so little to do on this site. You read the list, you write to somebody, and the rest of it happens somewhere we are not.

HOW SOMEBODY GETS IN.

01YOU APPLYFREE, AND STAYS FREE

Your age, your city, and a number the house can reach you on. It takes about a minute, nothing is charged, and nothing of yours is shown to anybody yet.

02A PERSON READS ITNOT A FILTER

Somebody opens your application and decides. Usually within the hour. Sometimes the answer is no, and that is the reason it is worth being on the other side of.

03MEMBERSHIP OPENS THE RESTPHOTOGRAPHS AND MESSAGES

Looking around stays free. Membership is what opens photographs and lets you write to people. There is no checkout — you settle it with the house directly and it is opened by hand.

04YOU WRITE TO SOMEBODYNUMBERS ARE BLOCKED IN CHAT

Conversations happen here, where the house can see that everybody is behaving. Phone numbers do not go through chat, so nobody is moved off the site and out of reach in the first ten minutes.

TWENTY YEARS OF DOING IT THIS WAY.

20
YEARS
CITIES, INDIA AND THE UAE
1
APPLICATION AT A TIME, BY HAND

There is no figure here for how many people are inside. That is not a number anybody should be choosing a place by.

WHAT WE CHECK, AND WHAT WE DO NOT.

Age, and who somebody says they are, is what they have told us. We do not pretend to have inspected a document, and anybody who tells you they have is being loose with you.

What a person does read is whether an account belongs here, and they read every one. That is the whole of the door, and it is more than most places do.

IF THIS SOUNDS SLOW, IT IS.

Nothing here will notify you at midnight and there is no feed to fall into. Apply, wait for somebody to read it, and find out whether you are let in. It is free, and it is the only thing this page is asking you to do.

APPLYING IS FREE · ABOUT A MINUTE · NOTHING ON THIS SITE CHARGES A CARD
Some people join to look. Some join to be found.
I WOULD RATHER BE FOUND →
QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK BEFORE APPLYING

What is House of Jimmy?

A members’ directory. You browse everyone free — name, age and city. Photographs are not public here: they open only for members the house admits by hand. Every account is read by a person before it opens. Nothing on this site can charge your card.

Is browsing actually free?

Yes, and you do not need an account to do it. A signed-out visitor can read every listing — name, age, city — and is served no photograph at all. Looking stays free either way; photographs are what membership opens.

Why can I not see any photographs?

Photographs are not shown on the public site at all. Signed out or signed in, you are served none of them until the house opens photographs for your account by hand — approval on its own does not do it, and there is no blurred preview to look at in the meantime. The database simply does not tell your browser where the file is.

Can you charge my card?

No. Nothing on this site can charge your card. There is no checkout, no card field anywhere in the database, and no payment processor — the house settles every payment by hand.

Do you check my ID?

No. Age and identity are self-declared. That was a deliberate decision, not an oversight — the database can hold verification records so checks could be turned on later, but none are running.