A DATING CLUB · INDIA AND THE UAE · TWENTY YEARS

NOBODY HERE IS SWIPING PAST YOU.

No feed. No algorithm. Nothing to swipe. Join and you can be talking to somebody today — and everything past talking is opened by a person, not by a form.

JOINING IS FREE · LOOKING AROUND IS FREE · NOTHING HERE CHARGES A CARD
SEVEN THINGS THIS PLACE DOES NOT HAVE

WHAT HAS BEEN LEFT OUT.

SWIPINGNothing here is a deck of cards dealt at you. It is a list. You read it in your own time, and nobody disappears because you were slow.
THE ALGORITHMNothing ranks anybody for you, and no model decides who is worth your evening. You look, you write. That is the whole mechanism.
THE ENDLESS FEEDToday’s Collection is a short list for your city, put together by hand, and it ends. Tomorrow is a different list.
LIKES, MATCHES, STREAKSNothing is counted at you. There is no score to keep up, and nothing is lost by going quiet for a month.
A QUEUE TO GET INRegister and you can start talking the same minute. What is decided by hand is everything after that — whose photographs you see, and whether you are ever sold a number.
YOUR FACE, IN PUBLICNo member’s photograph is shown to the open internet. Not blurred, not cropped, not a thumbnail. They open for members, and for nobody else.
A CARD ON FILENothing on this site can charge you. There is no checkout anywhere in it, and no card is kept here.
WHAT IS LEFT IS A LIST OF PEOPLE AND A WAY TO WRITE TO THEM.

A LOT OF PEOPLE. ONE OF THEM IS THE POINT.

Everything else you have open is built to keep you looking. This one is trying to get you to the end of the list.

WE ARE NOT PAID BY THE HOUR YOU SPEND LOOKING.

Membership here costs the same whether you are on the site every night or twice a year. Nobody is paid more because you stayed longer, and nothing is arranged to keep you here.

If you meet somebody in your first week, we have lost nothing.

Which is why there is so little to do on this site. You read the list, you write to somebody, and the rest of it happens somewhere we are not.

HOW SOMEBODY GETS IN.

01YOU JOINFREE, AND STAYS FREE

Your age, your city, and a number the house can reach you on. It takes about a minute, nothing is charged, and there is no queue to stand in.

02YOU START TALKINGNUMBERS ARE BLOCKED IN CHAT

Chat opens straight away. Conversations happen here, where the house can see that everybody is behaving — and phone numbers do not go through them, so nobody is moved off the site and out of reach in the first ten minutes.

03A PERSON OPENS THE RESTBY HAND, OR WITH MEMBERSHIP

Photographs are not public and never become public on their own. They open for members, and who that is stays a decision somebody makes rather than a form anybody can fill in.

04IT STAYS THAT WAYNOT A FUNNEL

Nothing here escalates by itself. Nobody is ranked, nothing is scored, and no part of the site tries to keep you on it once you have found somebody.

TWENTY YEARS OF DOING IT THIS WAY.

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YEARS
CITIES, INDIA AND THE UAE
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PERSON DECIDES WHO SEES WHOM

There is no figure here for how many people are inside. That is not a number anybody should be choosing a place by.

WHAT WE CHECK, AND WHAT WE DO NOT.

Age, and who somebody says they are, is what they have told us. We do not pretend to have inspected a document, and anybody who tells you they have is being loose with you.

What a person does decide is who gets to see whom — every photograph on this site is opened by hand. That is the door, and it is more than most places do.

SIGNED OUT — AND EVERY SEARCH ENGINE
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A MEMBER WHOSE PHOTOGRAPHS ARE OPEN

The four faces above are generated illustrations, not members. No member’s photograph appears on this page, or anywhere else a signed-out visitor can reach.

YOU COULD BE TALKING TO SOMEBODY TONIGHT.

Nothing here will notify you at midnight and there is no feed to fall into. Join, write to somebody, and see where it goes. It is free, and it is the only thing this page is asking you to do.

JOINING IS FREE · ABOUT A MINUTE · NOTHING ON THIS SITE CHARGES A CARD
Some people join to look. Some join to be found.
I WOULD RATHER BE FOUND →
QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK BEFORE APPLYING

What is House of Jimmy?

A members’ house. You can look at everyone free — name, age and city — and once you join you can write to anybody here. Photographs are the part that is not public: they open only for members the house admits by hand. Nothing on this site can charge your card.

Is browsing actually free?

Yes, and you do not need an account to do it. A signed-out visitor can read every listing — name, age, city — and is served no photograph at all. Looking stays free either way; photographs are what membership opens.

Why can I not see any photographs?

No photograph of anybody listed here is shown on the public site. Signed out or signed in, you are served none of them until photographs are opened for your account — by an active membership, or by the house doing it by hand. Approval on its own does not do it, and there is no blurred preview in the meantime: the database simply does not tell your browser where the file is.

Can you charge my card?

No. Nothing on this site can charge your card. There is no checkout, no card field anywhere in the database, and no payment processor — the house settles every payment by hand.

Do you check my ID?

No. Age and identity are self-declared. That was a deliberate decision, not an oversight — the database can hold verification records so checks could be turned on later, but none are running.