THE APP ARRIVES IN SEPTEMBER.
House of Jimmy comes to Android and iPhone in September 2026. There is nothing to download yet, and this page would rather tell you so than hand you a button that goes nowhere.
The site you are reading works in your phone’s browser, today. Everything this house does, it does here first — and the app, when it comes, will open on the account you make now.
IT ALREADY WORKS IN YOUR POCKET.
WHAT THE APP CHANGES, AND WHAT IT DOES NOT.
Worth being plain about, because the honest answer is “not much”. It is the same house on a smaller screen, and most of what would be advertised as new is already here.
It opens from your home screen with no browser around it, and stays where you left it.
Today the site emails you when a message is waiting. An app can tell you directly, and that is most of the reason it is being built at all.
That is the whole list. If it were longer, we would be describing something we have not built.
The app opens on the account you already have. Nothing to move across, nothing to make a second time, and no reason to wait until September to join.
Still decided by a person — by hand, or with a membership. An app is not a way around the door, and it was never going to be.
There is no feed here to carry over. The app will have as little to do in it as this site does, which is the point of both.
The same house and the same list. It is a second door onto one room, not a second room.
WHY WE ARE NAMING A MONTH AND NOT A DAY.
September 2026 is what we are working to. It is a month rather than a date because the last step is not ours to take: Apple and Google each have to accept an app before anybody can install it, and how long that takes is theirs to decide, not ours to announce.
There is a harder part than the waiting and it is worth saying out loud. Nothing on this site charges a card. There is no checkout anywhere in it, and a membership is settled with a person rather than a payment page. An app store expects to handle money that changes hands inside an app. Squaring those two is the piece still being worked out, and it is the real reason this page names a month instead of a week.
If September moves, this page will say so. We would rather change the month here than let you find out by searching a store and coming up empty.
THERE IS NO LIST TO PUT YOUR NAME ON.
You will not find a box on this page asking for your email so that we can tell you when the app lands. We have not built one, and a form that quietly stores nothing is worse than no form at all.
There is no beta, no early access and no invitation code either. If somebody offers you one of those for this site, it is not us.
The only thing that carries from today into September is an account — and you can make one in about a minute, use it this evening, and still have it when the app arrives.
THE APP IS NOT HERE. THE PEOPLE ARE.
You could be talking to somebody this evening, from the phone you are reading this on. When September comes, the app will find the account you made today and you will not have to start again.
